He’s got the letters on his face

The parenthetical lines are sung by a 2nd voice.

His mother says it’s just a phase
(But his face reads a different way)
It will pass in several days
(Unlike acne’s pothole maze)
He took 40 pills today
(Benzol-peroxide tastes like souffle)
He can’t make it go away

The kids in school think it’s a treat
(He rubs his nose and they all cheat)
But he can’t take another week because

He’s got the letters
on his face
con his face
dawn his face

He’s got the letters
on his face
beyond his face now

The hospital can’t make it right
(At least his isn’t Mennonite)
The letters change again each night
(Alphabet soup makes him uptight)
Doctors say they’ll win the fight
(And the nurses don’t cringe at his sight)
Lawyers just file copyrights

There’s only two cases in the world
(And one of those is just a squirrel)
Plastic surgeons only give referrals because

He’s got the letters
on his face
lawn his face
pawn his face

He’s got the letters
on his face
gone his face now

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